More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her